Photos sent in of complete strangers riding the Vinnie coat-tails into lady's hearts.
(a.) Photo sent in of a fake Vinnie working it on Halloween. Props for
the nice sideburns, realistic eyebrow and stylish red shirt. Gets mad
props for having a chorus of ladies dressed up as tampons! When I
showed my mom this picture she didn't believe it's not me. Still
doesn't. C'mon mom! That eyebrow could double as a throw pillow.
(b) If you see this fake Vinnie flying low over your house handing out
free tampon cases I say "take em"! Free is free, right? Never mind the
(c.) Another Halloween Vinnie: Dude has the giant eyebrow right,
but not so sure about the afro. Maybe Cinderalla behind him
(or is that
Courtney Love) can help him pull a tighter costume
together next year.
(d.) Yet another faker found online hawking the case.
Don't accept substitutes.
(e.) Turns out Vinnie is big in Japan.
Those sideburns look suspiciously like Elvis holdovers.
(F) These guys have been biting the unibrow look
and hawking contraband cases for years.
Watch your wallet.