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Picture this: Whilst your bratty brother is shooting hoops in the driveway, slip into his room and snag his fancy boombox. Eject his favorite Jimmy Luxury CD and hide it under the cushions of the living room couch (That'll whip him into a tizzy!). Go into your mom's bathroom and set the boombox down on the toilet seat. Plug it in.

Slip in my Soothing Bubble Beats CD and set to pause. Flip the faucet handles on mom's Jacuzzi tub and pour in a couple cap fulls of my CRAMP Relieving Bubble Bath. Watch the mountain of bubbles grow! When it's just right, turn off the faucets and turn on the Soothing Bubble Beats CD. Get in the tub.

Close your eyes. Relax. Relax as the soothing bubble beats get your body in a cramp relieving mood, ...my special cramp relieving bath formula will do the rest. Before you know it your cramps, your brother, and your science homework will be a distant memory. Ahhhhhh...
All songs written by Vinnie.
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