I love my job.

I wake up, put on my pants one leg at a time, then my Vinnie's Tampon Case Distributor shirt, wash my face, brush my eyebrows, grab a slice of homemade cold pizza for breakfast, and I'm out the door. The sooner I can be on the street distributing my tampon cases the better. The morning is a great time to pass my personable pouch among the populous; folks are just waking up, wiping the late nite TV out of their eyes, and when I hand 'em a Vinnie's Tampon Case they aren't awake enough to remember that they are squeamish about menstruation. And there is no need to be squeamish about the natural cycle! Which is precisely what VINNIE'S TAMPON CASE reminds them when they come across it on their desk during lunch in school or at the office. With my smilin' cartoon face looking up at them, they decide then and there- "What the hey! I love my brand new VINNIE'S TAMPON CASE, and I don't care what anyone says!".

To date, I've distributed over 100,000 cases all over the world. I get great fan letters and fan emails every day! Folks stop me on the subway and pull their tampon case out of their bag and say, "Yo, Vinnie! I love my VINNIE'S TAMPON CASE!".

People like my cases and I love making 'em!

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